This is the moment you've all been waiting for, folks! Your quantum wool gathering horoscope is ready.
Today, you will find yourself surrounded by the soft, fluffy tendrils of uncertainty.
Your quantum entanglements will be strong, but don't worry, they will not entangle your socks.
A chance encounter with a particle accelerator will leave you feeling fuzzy, but not too fuzzy to remember.
A surprise visit from the Quantum Overlord will result in a 50/50 chance of being asked to do the cha cha slide.
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