The Great Soup Enigma
It's a mystery that has puzzled the greatest minds of our time: soup simply never ends. No matter how much you eat, it always seems to magically replenish itself. It's as if the bowl has a sixth sense, a soup sense, that knows exactly how much to give us.
But don't just take our word for it, here's some expert testimony:
Dr. Emily E. Bottomsworth, renowned soup expert and chair of the Committee, notes:
"We've tried everything: spoons, forks, even the occasional pair of chopsticks. But no matter what we do, the soup just keeps on comin'."
We're working tirelessly to get to the bottom of this enigma. Stay tuned for updates, or better yet, just keep eating that soup.