Meeting of Some Sort

Chairperson, Zorvath, has called an emergency meeting to discuss the pressing issue of Important Matters of Utopian Proportions and Other Absurdities of Note.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Great Cheese Conspiracy
• Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts
• Item 3: The Debate on the Merits of Inflatable Furniture

Adjournment Procedures will be discussed at the end of the meeting.