Zen the Philosopher King

A Sage of Utter Sensibility

Meet Zen, the philosopher king with a penchant for extreme hairstyles and an affinity for the absurd. His majesty has decreed that all members of the Committee of Utter Sensibility shall wear only the most ostentatious, eye-searing ensembles.

Learn about the Ostentatious Ensemble Policy

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View the Agenda for the Annual Soliloquy