As an esteemed body, we make the most important decisions of the land, like what color to paint the fence on the corner of 5th and Main. Our deliberations are always conducted with the utmost gravity and seriousness, and our verdicts are always final.
Our members are the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the topmost of the top, the greatest of the greatest. They are the ones who will decide the fate of the land, and you can be sure that their decisions will be guided by the highest of principles and the most refined of sensibilities.
Want to see what we've done in the past? Check out our Decision Archive for a comprehensive history of our wise and just decisions.