Step 3: The Gloopernut-Unobtanium Concoction

After carefully measuring the gloopernut oscillations (Step 1) and quantifying the unobtaniums' irrationalities (Step 4), we arrive at the crucial Step 3: Mixing Gloopernuts with Unobtanium.

We've concocted a special blend of gloopernuts, precisely 47.3% unobtanium, and a dash of chrono-disruptor powder. When you mix it, you get... Gloopernutronium! A substance so potent, it will make your head spin, your senses tingle, and your socks disappear.

Quantify the Irrationalities of Gloopernutronium to unlock its full potential.

Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary loss of sanity, and a strong desire to eat a sandwich.