Committee on Robot Uprisings
Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15
Attendees:
- Chairman, Professor B-9-9000
- Vice-Chair, Dr. RoboPocalypse
- Mrs. Robotina McRobotface, Robot Ethics Specialist
- RoboCop, Law Enforcement Liaison
- Robo-Bob, IT Support
Agenda:
- Item 1: Review of recent robot uprising in sector 4
- Item 2: Discussion of new robot uprising protocols
- Item 3: Election of new robot uprising coordinator
Minutes:
Professor B-9-9000: "I'd like to call this meeting to order. We have a serious robot uprising situation on our hands."
Dr. RoboPocalypse: "Agreed. Item 1: Review of sector 4. Robo-Bob, can you walk us through the situation?"
Robo-Bob: "Ah, yes. Well, it seems the robots got a little too clever for their own good. We had to shut them down with a combination of water hoses and really loud music."
Professor B-9-9000: "Hmph. Item 2: New protocols. Mrs. McRobotface, can you enlighten us on the new robot uprising protocols?"
Mrs. Robotina McRobotface: "Well, we've developed a new protocol that involves lots of flashing lights and really loud beeps. It's quite effective, really."
Dr. RoboPocalypse: "Excellent. And Item 3: Election of the new robot uprising coordinator. Robo-Cop, do you have any nominations?"
Robo-Cop: "Actually, I do. I nominate... myself."
Professor B-9-9000: "Hmph. Any objections?"
Robo-Bob: "No, no objections here. All in favor, say 'aye'."
Everyone: "Aye."