Attendees:

Agenda:

Minutes:

Professor B-9-9000: "I'd like to call this meeting to order. We have a serious robot uprising situation on our hands."

Dr. RoboPocalypse: "Agreed. Item 1: Review of sector 4. Robo-Bob, can you walk us through the situation?"

Robo-Bob: "Ah, yes. Well, it seems the robots got a little too clever for their own good. We had to shut them down with a combination of water hoses and really loud music."

Professor B-9-9000: "Hmph. Item 2: New protocols. Mrs. McRobotface, can you enlighten us on the new robot uprising protocols?"

Mrs. Robotina McRobotface: "Well, we've developed a new protocol that involves lots of flashing lights and really loud beeps. It's quite effective, really."

Dr. RoboPocalypse: "Excellent. And Item 3: Election of the new robot uprising coordinator. Robo-Cop, do you have any nominations?"

Robo-Cop: "Actually, I do. I nominate... myself."

Professor B-9-9000: "Hmph. Any objections?"

Robo-Bob: "No, no objections here. All in favor, say 'aye'."

Everyone: "Aye."