We're a group of highly trained, highly paid experts who gather once a week to decide on the most arbitrary topics. Our motto is "If we're not making a decision, we're not making progress!"
Our latest decision: Mandate 42: All employees are required to wear funny hats on Fridays. This decision was reached after a heated debate that lasted 5 minutes.
Want to see more decisions? Check out our Decision Archive.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to submit your own decision and maybe, just maybe, we'll make it a reality.
Also, don't forget to check out our Committee Members page, where you can see all the esteemed individuals who make these useless decisions.