Minutes from the Utterly Useless Committee

Minutes taken on a completely ordinary Tuesday afternoon.

1. Motion 1: The committee spent 3 hours discussing the meaning of life.

2. Motion 2: We decided that the coffee machine in the break room was not actually broken, it just needed more coffee.

3. Motion 3: The chairperson was asked to wear a funny hat to the next meeting, but they declined.

Motion 42: The committee spent 4 hours arguing over the definition of 'useless'