Meeting ID: UT-001
Meeting Date: 2023-02-27
Location: The Void
Attendees: 5 (all of whom were utterly useless)
Chairman, Bob: "I propose we discuss the importance of twirling our mustaches."
Vice-Chairman, Alice: "I concur, but only if we also discuss the merits of eating Cheetos."
Member, Charlie: "I'd rather we talk about the societal implications of pineapple pizza."
Member, Dave: "Can we please just focus on the mustaches? I have a great one."
Member, Eve: "I'm not sure I understand the relevance of this meeting."