Committee on the Utterly Useless - Subcommittee on Pointless Discussions

Welcome, esteemed members, to our esteemed subcommittee! Where the art of conversation is taken very, very seriously.

We're the ones who will decide the most pressing matters, the ones that will shape the future of the world... or not.

Our meetings will be held at the following locations:

• The coffee shop down the street (where the coffee flows like water)
• The park bench near the duck pond (where the ducks are very judgmental)
• The conference room in the basement (where the fluorescent lights will make you cry)