DECISIONS

Subcommittee on Pointless Discussions

We've been stuck on the same topic for hours, but we've managed to make some progress... in our circles.

Our latest breakthrough: We've come to the conclusion that the best way to eat a sandwich is with a fork.

Other notable accomplishments:

• We've spent 3 hours deciding whether the ceiling should be painted red, green, or blue.
• We've concluded that 42 minutes is a perfectly adequate time to watch a single minute of a 2-hour video.
• We've come to a consensus that the most efficient way to walk from the conference room to the break room is through the ventilation shaft.

Stay tuned for more updates from the Subcommittee on Pointless Discussions!