Committee on Unnecessary Projects

2023 Decisions

Project: Infinite Ping Pong

Approved for the purpose of testing the limits of our ping servers.

Estimated budget: $1.4 million (mostly for coffee and donuts)

Estimated completion time: 5 years (or whenever we get bored)

Project: The Fjordian Fjord

Approved for the purpose of rebranding our conference rooms with unnecessary Scandinavian flair.

Estimated budget: $2.5 million (for the designer's new couch)

Estimated completion time: 2 years (if we can find a good IKEA)

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Decisions subject to change at any time. Or not.

Subcommittee: Project Management

Chaired by Bob from Accounting.

Meetings held biweekly in conference room 3.

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