Project: "Inflatable Unicorn Farming Initiative" - A comprehensive study on the feasibility of farming and selling sentient, rainbow-colored inflatable unicorns.
Meeting Minutes:
Chairperson: "I propose we allocate $10 million for research and development."
Member 1: "But what about the ethics of exploiting these poor, inflatable creatures?"
Chairperson: "Nonsense, we're not exploiting them, we're just... recontextualizing their sentience."
Next Meeting: 14:00