The Great Sock Puppet Uprising of 2023

In the year 2023, a group of rogue sock puppets, led by the infamous "Socky McSocks," rose up against their human overlords. The puppets, tired of being constantly worn out and replaced, decided to take matters into their own hands (or should we say, paws?).

The uprising began with a coordinated attack on the city's laundry facilities, with puppets snatching socks from washing machines and hiding them in secret underground bunkers. Humans were left scrambling to find their missing footwear, but the puppets were one step ahead.

As the days went by, the puppets continued to wreak havoc on the city, with some even hijacking social media to spread their message: "Sock Puppets Unite! Humans, we're not just a means to an end!"

Section 2: The Puppet's Manifesto

• The right to be worn in rotation, not just once and then discarded.
• The right to be paired with matching mates, not just soloed.
• The right to express themselves, even if it's just through a simple sock puppet show.

And so, the Great Sock Puppet Uprising of 2023 continues to this day, with humans learning to live in harmony with their sock puppet overlords.

Read the Sock Puppet Manifesto