By order of the Committee on Cookie Sharing Protocols, we have declared a state of emergency due to the sudden and inexplicable appearance of sentient cookies in the office kitchen.
It is with great urgency that we call upon all members to gather in the conference room to discuss the implications of this crisis and the potential consequences of cookie-related chaos.
We have scheduled a emergency meeting for 2 PM sharp. All members are expected to be in attendance, armed with their best cookie-related ideas and ready to face the unknown.
For those who cannot attend, please submit your ideas and suggestions through the secure cookie-sharing protocol (CSP) portal: CSP Portal.
Remember, the fate of the office, and the fate of the cookies, hang in the balance.
See you all in the conference room.
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