After months of heated debate, our committee finally reached a decision: pineapple does NOT belong on pizza. The vote was 5-2, with two dissenting opinions from the "Pineapple Patriots" faction, who argued that the sweetness of the fruit pairs perfectly with the salty cheese.
However, the majority ruled that any pizza topping that's not a traditional cheese, sauce, or meat is a travesty. The debate raged on for 12 hours, with some members storming out in tears, only to return hours later with a newfound sense of resolve.
Our decision will be published in the Rebuttal Issue of the Journal of Unconventional Decision Makers, alongside a special feature on Counterpoint: The Counterpoint of Pineapple on Pizza.
Next Meeting: The Great Donut Debate