Counterpoint 001: The Art of Being Wrong

Subcommittee 4: Counterpoint Committee, Decision 001

Resolution 001: The Great Cheeseburger Debacle

In a shocking turn of events, the committee has found itself entangled in a web of deceit and lies. It turns out that the great cheeseburger scandal was just a ruse to distract us from our true purpose: eating all the cheeseburgers we can get our hands on.

• Decision 001: The Original Plan
• Subpage 1: The Misdirection
• Subpage 2: The Cheesy Arguments
• Counterpoint 002: The Counterpoint