Hamster Crisis Causes | Committee on Unconventional Rodent Affairs
Causes of the Hamster Crisis, a 24/7 existential threat to global hamster welfare.
Primary Causes
- Lack of adequate Cheese Stacking
- Unsustainable Tunnel Systems
- Insufficient Hamster Social Interaction (HSI) Index
Secondary Causes
- Over-reliance on Hamster-sized Yoga Mats
- Unfair Distribution of Hamster-sized Snack Foods
- Lack of Standardization in Hamster Whisker Maintenance (HWMS)
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