Hamster Crisis Causes | Committee on Unconventional Rodent Affairs

Causes of the Hamster Crisis, a 24/7 existential threat to global hamster welfare.

Primary Causes

• Lack of adequate Cheese Stacking
• Unsustainable Tunnel Systems
• Insufficient Hamster Social Interaction (HSI) Index

Secondary Causes

• Over-reliance on Hamster-sized Yoga Mats
• Unfair Distribution of Hamster-sized Snack Foods
• Lack of Standardization in Hamster Whisker Maintenance (HWMS)

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