The hamster population in our country has reached catastrophic levels, with some estimates suggesting there are over 10 million of these furry critters taking over our homes, offices, and lives.
But what's behind this hamsterpocalypse? We'll explore the root causes of this crisis:
Large-scale hamster farming operations have been secretly breeding hamsters for years, creating a surplus of these furry friends. It's like they were planning for world domination.
Hamster cafes have become the go-to destination for social media influencers and reality TV stars. Their adorable antics have brainwashed the public into thinking hamsters are more important than actual human beings.
Hamster influencers have become the new face of celebrity culture. Their Instagram-fresh photoshoots and viral challenges have created an unrealistic standard of beauty and a hamster-shaped void in our lives.
Stay tuned for more causes of the hamster crisis in our next installment.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the hamsterpocalypse for yourself: