Hamster Crisis Management: Advanced Techniques

Are you tired of your hamster's cute, furry face being a distraction from their existential despair? Do you want to know the secrets of advanced hamster crisis management?

Hamster Crisis Management 101: Understanding the Basics
Hamster Crisis Management 202: Intermediate Techniques
Hamster Crisis Management 303: Advanced Techniques
Hamster Crisis Management 404: Not Found (Don't worry, we'll get there)
Hamster Crisis Management 500: Internal Server Error (We'll fix it, but you might need to restart)
Hamster Crisis Management Theory
Hamster Crisis Management 700: Not Implemented (Maybe we should just give up)

Join us for our expert guidance on the finer points of hamster crisis management.

You can also check out our other resources:

Hamster Crisis Management 101 for a beginner's course
Hamster Crisis Management 202 for intermediate techniques
Hamster Crisis Management Theory for the advanced
Hamster Crisis Management 303 for the pros

Hamster Crisis Management Certification
Level	Requirements
101	Basic understanding of hamster behavior
202	Intermediate understanding of hamster psychology
303	Advanced understanding of hamster existential crisis management
404	Give up on life
500	Restart the server
700	N/A
303	Advanced understanding of hamster existential crisis management
404	Give up on life, but try again
500	Restart the server, but with more hamsters
700	Call in a professional
303	Advanced understanding of hamster existential crisis management, but only if you're a hamster whisperer
404	Give up on life, and the hamster, and the world
500	Restart the server, but with more hamsters, and a new server
700	Call in a professional, but only if you're willing to pay triple the going rate

Don't have time for this? Hamster Crisis Management Theory is also available as an e-book.