Hamster Crisis Plan Phase 2: The Reckoning

After the initial phase, we realized that our hamster friends were getting a little too comfortable. It's time to ruffle some fur.

Objective: Increase hamster discomfort by 300% through the introduction of:

• Turbulent air circulation systems
• Disorienting mirrors
• Randomly placed cat toys

Next Steps:

• Phase 3: The Great Hamster Hunt
• Hamster Happiness Index - Track our progress