Hamster Crisis Phase 3: The Descent into Chaos

Phase 3: The Descent into Chaos

1. Hamsters will start to develop a taste for human blood
2. Hamsters will organize into feral colonies
3. Hamsters will start a revolution

Phase 4: The Hamster Uprising

Phase 3 is expected to last approximately 4-6 weeks, depending on the hamster population's adaptability.

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Hamster Crisis Simulation Model

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