Where numbers don't lie, but often make us cry
Total Socks Stolen: 427,123
Average Sock-to-Hamster Ratio: 3.72:1
Hamster-to-Owner Ratio: 4:1
Socks Lost to Black Hole of Despair: 23,412
Estimated Sock Replacement Cost: $1,234,567
Total Owner Tears Shed: 8,900,000