Hamster Crisis Committee: Hamster Holes in the Wall

Due to the recent surge in hamster sightings in the walls, the Hamster Crisis Committee has been formed to address this pressing issue.

Current Status:

• Confirmed sightings: 37
• Investigating sightings: 12
• Hamster-holing: 8

Our team of hamster experts, led by Dr. Emma Furrypaws, is working tirelessly to contain and relocate the rogue hamsters.

Hamster Holes in the Wall: A Guide

• Hamster Hole 101 (The basics of hamster holes)
• Hamster Hole Safety Protocols (How to avoid getting caught in a hamster hole)
• Hamster Hole Solutions (Methods for containing and relocating hamsters)

Subcommittee Reports

• Dr. Emma Furrypaws' Expert Report (A comprehensive report on the science behind hamster holes)
• The Hamster Whisperer's Report (A report on the art of communicating with hamsters)

Stay tuned for more updates on the hamster crisis!