Hamster Crisis Response Committee (HCR)

Hamster Social Worker: A Hero of the Hamster Crisis

The Hamster Crisis Response Committee has been working tirelessly to help hamsters navigate the existential dread of an impending cage cleaning.

Our expert team of hamster psychologists, equipped with an arsenal of cheese and a Ph.D. in hamsterology, are dedicated to providing the highest level of support and comfort to those affected by the crisis.

• Hamster Support Group
• Hamster Hotline
• Hamster Crisis Counseling

Stay tuned for updates and announcements from the Hamster Crisis Response Committee.