Hamster Crisis: Solution 2
For when the hamster crisis strikes, you need a solution that's quick, effective, and doesn't involve actual hamster psychology
Back to Hamster Crisis ManagementStep 2: Install a hamster-sized treadmill in your living room, because clearly that's the problem here.
Hamster Solution 2: Treadmill Installation
Benefits:
- Prevents hamster boredom
- Encourages hamster exercise
- Guaranteed to make you feel like a hamster whisperer
Risks:
- Hamsters might get tired
- Hamsters might not use it
- You might get tired of hamsters
Side effects:
- Increased hamster productivity
- Reduced hamster stress
- Increased risk of hamster-related lawsuits
Side effects may vary. Ask your hamster about it.
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