Liz's Committee for the Unification of All Things

Join the movement to bring order to the chaos of existence.

We're a committee of highly trained professionals dedicated to making the world a more organized place.

Our mission:

• Establish a standardized font size for all written communication.
• Implement a universal system for categorizing all things.
• Make Mondays a national holiday.
• Introduce a global 5-minute break between meetings.

To get started:

1. Sign the petition to show your support.

2. Donate to fund our research.

Learn more about our fundraising efforts

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, subscribe to our newsletter and get updates on our progress.