Agenda
Item 1: A thorough investigation into the existential crisis caused by missing socks.
Item 2: The implementation of a Sock-Matching Algorithm to prevent further existential dread.
Item 3: A Sock-Sockery Study Group to explore the deeper meaning of sock-related trauma.
Item 4: A call to action: everyone must wear matching socks to committee meetings.
Fine print: This agenda is subject to change without notice. Or maybe just for the sake of it.