Pointless Committee Affairs: Annual Report 2023
Chairperson: Reginald P. Bottomsworth
Department of Unnecessary Meetings and Unproductive Discussions
Key Accomplishments
- Spent 37% more time in meetings than actual productive work
- Invented the concept of 'busy work'
- A new record for indecision-making
Our team's dedication to the art of doing nothing has been truly impressive.