The Pointless Committee Affairs Committee

We're a committee of experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing.

Our members are the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the top 1% of the completely-inefficient.

Meet our esteemed members:

• Member 1: Bob, The Uninspiring Leader
• Member 2: The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal For Lunch
• Member 3: The One Who Always Takes A Four-Hour Meeting Break
• Member 4: The Person Who Forgets What They Were Saying
• Member 5: The Individual Who Types 100 Times Faster Than Anyone Else

We meet regularly to discuss the most pressing issues in the field of doing nothing.