Chairman-Chet's Committee of Utterly Pointless Affairs

Welcome, members and non-members to the most unproductive committee on the planet! Chairman-Chet here, at your service. Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to accomplish nothing of substance, ever.

• Meet Member-001: The Silent Type
• Meet Member-002: The Chronic Latecomer
• Meet Member-003: The One Who Never Speaks

Our current agenda:

• Discuss the importance of procrastination
• Debilitate the meaninglessness of life

Sub-Committee of the Incomparable Inefficiencies: Chairman-Chet's Sub-Committee of Utterly Pointless Affairs (Inner Circle)

Join us in our pursuit of nothingness!