Decided to reorganize the break room with a 50/50 split: 50% more vending machines, 50% more chairs. We're calling it "The Great Compromise."
Also, we decided to rename "Lunch" to "Dinner-ish" to better reflect our flexible schedule.
Hyperlink to Budget: Overspending on Foosball Table
Discussed implementing a 3-hour meeting time limit to "encourage productivity" and "reduce boredom." Results are pending.
Decided to have "Casual Fridays" every day because who needs actual rules?
Spent an hour arguing over whether to use Comic Sans or Papyrus for the official font.
Set a new record for most consecutive meetings held in the break room.
Hyperlink to Decisions We Made This Week (Or Not)