Meeting 3: The Pointless Committee Affairs - A Meeting of Utter Incompetence

Minutes of the Meeting

Present: Bob, Carol, and Dave. Absent: Nobody, because they were all too busy doing actual work.

Agenda Items

1. The Great Chair Debate: Should the committee chair wear a tie, or not wear a tie? Discussion ensued, but ultimately, nobody cared.

2. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts: It was discovered that someone had indeed taken the last box of donuts from the break room. Suspicion was cast upon Bob, but he denied any involvement. (Or did he?)

3. The Committee's Secret Agenda: Rumors swirled that the committee's true purpose was to secretly control the world. Or maybe it was just to order more donuts.

Action Items

Bob will investigate the donut heist.
Carol will research the benefits of ties for committee chairs.
Dave will... uh... Dave will just sit there and look important.

Next Meeting:

Meeting 4: Scheduled for never, because the committee is secretly being taken over by aliens.

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Note: The meeting minutes have been heavily edited to remove all actual work-related items, and to include only the most pressing and exciting topics.