Overthinking the Obvious - John Searle's Suboptimal Musings
Today, John Searle is overthinking something.
Specifically, he's overthinking the obvious fact that the coffee machine in the break room is always out of paper towels.
Why, you ask, would someone overthink something so obvious? Well, John Searle is a complex man with many thoughts.
He wonders: "Is it just me, or is this a symptom of a larger problem with the company's supply chain? Is there a paper-towel shortage in the city of Springfield, or is this just a case of simple neglect?"