Committee of Utter Insignificance - Minutes of Nothing

Meeting Minutes - March 22nd, 2023

Present: Bob, Joe, and Alice (via video conferencing from home, because they didn't want to come in.)

Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of life.
• Eat free donuts in the break room.
• Decide that the meeting was a waste of time.

Decided:

• We're all just floating in space, alone and insignificant.
• The donuts are still free, but now we feel guilty about eating them.
• The meeting was a waste of time, so let's just go home.

Actions items:

• Call a meeting to discuss the meaning of life some more.
• Order more free donuts for the next meeting.
• Send a strongly worded letter to the universe, demanding more purpose.

Next Meeting:

Wednesday, at the same time, same place. Don't forget the free donuts.

Also, don't bother showing up, we'll just be talking about the meaning of life some more.