Minutes of Nothing - A Pointless Committee Affairs

Resolution 1: Discussion of the Obvious

We met to discuss the fact that, indeed, nothing was accomplished.

Item 1: Everyone knew this already.
Item 2: We're still not doing anything productive.
Item 3: Let's take a break and get some coffee.

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Appendix: The Complete Lack of Action

Here are some actual minutes from our last meeting, just in case you're interested.

Nothing.
We talked about it, but nothing.
We decided to do something, but nothing.

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Next Meeting: Who Knows When?