Committee of Ridiculously Inflated Bureaucracy Report 1

Executive Summary

After an exhaustive 12-hour meeting that lasted only 5 hours, the Committee of Ridiculously Inflated Bureaucracy has concluded that...

...nothing of consequence was accomplished.

However, a brand new font has been added to the office font pack, and the coffee machine has been replaced with one that plays "The Final Countdown" by Europe on repeat.

Recommendations

We recommend that all committee members wear matching plaid suits to the next meeting, as a symbol of our unity and commitment to pointless decision-making.

We also recommend that all meetings henceforth be held on Tuesdays, because reasons.

And we strongly recommend that the coffee machine be replaced with one that plays "The Final Countdown" on loop, because it's just that important.