Subcommittee of Slightly Less Inflated Bureaucracy - Committee on Pointless Affairs

Our Mission: To Achieve Exactly 0% Actual Progress, While Maintaining an Exorbitant Budget

As a subcommittee of a subcommittee, we take pride in our ability to add layers of unnecessary bureaucracy to the already Byzantine system of our parent committee. Our motto: "Because One Layer of Red Tape Wasn't Enough, Let's Add Another!"

Subcommittee Members:

• Subcommittee of Even Less Inflated Bureaucracy - Our "sensible" cousins who are just as ineffective as we are.
• Subcommittee of Ridiculously Inflated Bureaucracy - The "original" subcommittee that we're trying to live up to.

We're currently working on the following projects:

• Developing new ways to reorganize the reorganization of existing reorganizations.
• Creating an entirely new form to fill out for every single action item.
• Writing an 800-page report on the importance of our own existence.

Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. We won't be offended.