Meeting 1 - 2023-02-27
Chairperson: Bureaucrat McSquirtface
Present: 5 members, 2 via Zoom, 3 in-person (all wearing identical plaid shirts)
Agenda:
1. Discussion of the optimal cookie-to-jar ratio for maximum cookie freshness
2. Debate on the use of cookie jars as makeshift shakers for other snacks
Minutes:
1. Chairperson McSquirtface opened the meeting at 10:00 AM sharp, wearing a "I'm with the cookie jar" t-shirt.
2. Member 2 (via Zoom) reported on their extensive research on the cookie-to-jar ratio, concluding that 3:1 was optimal for maximum freshness.
3. Member 1 (in-person) disagreed, citing personal experience with a 2:1 ratio leading to cookie desiccation.
4. The committee voted 4-1-1 (Member 2 was absent due to Zoom lag) in favor of the 3:1 ratio.
5. The committee moved on to debate the use of cookie jars as shakers for potato chips, with Member 3 arguing that it was a "terrible idea"
6. Member 4 (via Zoom) countered that it was "actually, it's not a bad idea, have you tried shaking a jar of chips?"
7. The committee tabled the discussion on jar-shaking for future meeting.
Action Items:
a. Conduct further research on optimal cookie jar sizes
b. Invite a snack food expert to speak on the merits of jar-shaking
Adjourned at 11:30 AM. Next meeting: 3/14/2023, same time, same place.
# Cookie jar crimes and punishments committee meeting minutes v1.0 # # @author Bureaucrat McSquirtface # @date 2023-02-27 # @purpose To record the most epic cookie jar meeting of all time