Pointless Committee Affairs

Where the most absurd, the most trivial, and the most utterly inconsequential matters are decided.

We're a committee of the utmost importance, or so we tell our mothers.

Our members are a diverse bunch, united only in our complete lack of actual competence.

Our meetings are a blur of boredom, a sea of tedium, and a never-ending battle for the last donut in the break room.