Pointless Committee Agenda - Today's Schedule

10:00 AM - "Is this meeting really necessary?"

• Discussion: Is this meeting really necessary?
• Decision: We'll decide later.
• Action Items: None
• Next Meeting: Same time tomorrow

11:00 AM - Coffee Break

• Discussion: Coffee
• Decision: More coffee
• Action Items: Buy more coffee
• Next Meeting: Same time tomorrow

1:00 PM - "Synergy" Session

• Discussion: Synergy
• Decision: We're synergizing!
• Action Items: High-five each other
• Next Meeting: Same time tomorrow

3:00 PM - "Brainstorming" Session

4:00 PM - "Emergency" Meeting

• Discussion: The building is on fire!
• Decision: Call the fire department
• Action Items: Evacuate the building
• Next Meeting: Same time tomorrow

5:00 PM - "Wrap-up" Session

• Discussion: What did we accomplish today?
• Decision: We didn't accomplish anything.
• Action Items: Try again tomorrow
• Next Meeting: Same time tomorrow

6:00 PM - "Going Home" Time

• Discussion: We're going home!
• Decision: Everyone go home!
• Action Items: None
• Next Meeting: Never, ever again

Next Meeting: Tomorrow

• Time: Same time as today
• Location: Same place as today
• Agenda: Same as today