Meet the Inept Members of the Pointless Committee

Chairman: Joe "The Inventor" McSnively, known for his groundbreaking work on the "Pet Rock" a device that does absolutely nothing.

Vice Chairman: Bob "The Bureaucrat" Johnson, expert in the art of making forms more complicated and confusing.

Member: Steve "The Sycophant" Smith, renowned for his unwavering ability to nod enthusiastically while saying nothing meaningful.

Meetings are held every other Thursday at the usual time.