Beige Debate 2023: The Most Underwhelming Experience of the Decade
Join us for the most thrilling, edge-of-your-seat, can't-look-away debate of the century! Where the world's top experts will engage in a battle of wits, moderated by the inimitable Chairperson, Beige McBeigeface.
Agenda Highlights:
- Panel Discussion: Is Beige Really That Bad?
- Beige as a Philosophical Construct: A Debate on the Meaning of Nothingness
- The Beige Industry: Exploring the Thrills of Beige
Beige-themed refreshments will be provided, including but not limited to:
* Beige-colored cookies
* Beige-flavored soda
* A special appearance by Beige McBeigeface, the world's most renowned Beige expert