Beige Debate 2023 Event 1: The Great Pencil Sharpener Debate Event 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks Event 3: The Great Sofa Cushion Initiative Event 4: The Fjord-ification of the Kitchen Event 5: The Invention of the Self-Tying Shoelace

Event 3: The Great Sofa Cushion Initiative

On this fateful day, the committee gathered to discuss the pressing issue of sofa cushions. It was a tense meeting, with some arguing that they were too fluffy, others that they were not fluffy enough.

The debate raged on for hours, with some calling for a complete overhaul of the current cushion system, while others advocated for a more incremental approach, tweaking the existing design.

But in the end, it was decided that the current system was, in fact, just fine. The meeting adjourned with a sense of relief, but also a hint of uncertainty.

Next: Event 4: The Fjord-ification of the Kitchen

Or maybe not.