Agenda for the Subcommittee on Unnecessary Conferences

Meeting Minutes

Attendees: Committee Chairperson, Members 1-10, 2 consultants, 1 janitor

Resolution 1: Approve the minutes from the last meeting, which we all already knew were going to get approved anyway

Agenda Items

Break Time! Enjoy your complimentary bagels and stale coffee.

Next Meeting: 2 weeks, same time, same place. Because we all have nothing better to do.

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