Committee of the Void - Pointless Committee Agenda 2025

Chairman: Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Meeting Minutes for the 3rd Quarter of 2025:

1. Discussion on the futility of human existence

• Subcommittee A: The meaninglessness of life's endeavors
• Learn more
• Subcommittee B: The inevitability of impending doom
• Join the Subprophets Club to explore this topic
• Subcommittee C: The absurdity of bureaucratic procedure
• Download the 300-page report

2. Debate on the merits of procrastination

• Procrastination Subgroup A: The art of doing nothing
• Watch a 3-hour video on the subject
• Procrastination Subgroup B: The thrill of missed deadlines
• Play our new game, "Procrastination Bingo"