Resolution 2: More Meetings, Less Accomplishment
WHEREAS, our committee has met for a total of 47 consecutive Tuesdays; AND WHEREAS, our attendance rate has been steadily decreasing due to fatigue, boredom, and the allure of cat videos on YouTube; BE IT RESOLVED, that we schedule more meetings, with breaks for cat videos, to stimulate productivity and creativity.
RESOLUTION 3: Mandatory Committee Outfit Day: Fridays RESOLUTION 4: Mandatory Committee Lunch Breaks: 11:00 AM - 11:05 AM