Committee of the Apocalypse: Rules

Article 1: All decisions must be made with the utmost haste, even when it's Tuesday.

Article 2: All meetings shall be conducted while wearing a fedora.

Article 3: All committee members are required to maintain a minimum of 5 different facial hair styles at all times.

Article 4: All decisions are final, unless they can be changed by the whims of the Chairperson of the Apocalypse.

Article 5: Membership is open to anyone with at least 5 years of experience in the field of utterly useless tasks.

Article 6: The committee reserves the right to add rules as it sees fit, without warning or justification.

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