Committee Vote 1: "More Time for Procrastination"

Proposed by: The Committee of the Utterly Insignificant

Resolution: To allocate an additional 37.5 minutes to every meeting for the purpose of scrolling through memes and browsing cat videos.

• Committee Motion 1: "Mandatory Nap Time"
• Committee Motion 2: "Free Pizza for All"
• Committee Motion 3: "The Right to Wear Slippers in the Office"

Current Vote: 2-3 in favor, 1 abstained

Next Meeting: 3:00 PM - Immediately after the current one